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THE TALLY SHEET
Beer, mud, and miles. Here is the cold hard truth about our trails. If you aren't in the top ten, you aren't drinking enough or you're actually running too fast.
Total Runs Completed
2,722
Latest completed run number
Avg Attendance
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19
"Latest completed run"
Total Kilometres Traversed
18,371KM
Hares in Public Stats
60
Qualified trail blazers
Most Recent Run
COMPLETED
Run #2722: Fleeing the Reef Police
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The Coral Garden
21 Sep 2026
HARE: Coral Fucker, Third Gear, Black Bollocks, Altar Boy
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Recent Run History
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| Hash Name | Total Runs | Total Hares | Hare Ratio | Last Run | Last Hare |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Skinpecker | 323 | 25 | 12.92 | 24 Aug 2026 | 24 Aug 2026 |
| Smeller | 373 | 49 | 7.61 | 11 Apr 2022 | |
| Soft Cock | 866 | 154 | 5.62 | 21 Sep 2026 | 3 Aug 2026 |
| Sparrow Dick | 513 | 82 | 6.26 | 15 Sep 2025 | 25 Aug 2025 |
| Sperm Donor | 100 | 9 | 11.11 | 14 Sep 2026 | 23 Mar 2026 |
| Spiderman | 1,853 | 274 | 6.76 | 21 Sep 2026 | 31 Aug 2026 |
| Sugar Daddy | 152 | 22 | 6.91 | 7 Sep 2026 | 7 Sep 2026 |
| Super Ho | 10 | 1 | 10.00 | 7 Sep 2026 | 27 Jul 2026 |
| Talking Bear | 813 | 119 | 6.83 | ||
| Terminal | 215 | 22 | 9.77 | 21 Jul 2025 | |
| Test Tickle | 9 | 0 | 11 May 2026 | ||
| Third Gear | 885 | 71 | 12.46 | 21 Sep 2026 | 21 Sep 2026 |
| Wal Kukula | 18 | 1 | 18.00 | 20 Jul 2026 | 20 Apr 2026 |
| Web Wanker | 1,423 | 134 | 10.62 | 21 Sep 2026 | 14 Sep 2026 |
| Whips | 271 | 20 | 13.55 | 14 Sep 2026 | 14 Sep 2026 |
Top Ten Performers
LOWEST HARE RATIO FIRST
| Hash Name | Total Runs | Total Hares | Hare Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Coral Fucker | 104 | 28 | 3.71 |
| One Hole | 290 | 73 | 3.97 |
| Pink Pussy | 160 | 33 | 4.85 |
| Hammer | 73 | 15 | 4.87 |
| Dead Wanker | 106 | 20 | 5.30 |
| Soft Cock | 866 | 154 | 5.62 |
| Black Bollocks | 1,597 | 279 | 5.72 |
| Featherlite | 1,717 | 267 | 6.43 |
| Spiderman | 1,853 | 274 | 6.76 |
| Miss Piggy | 1,427 | 211 | 6.76 |
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Current Front Runner
Spiderman
1,853 total runs to date.
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Top Quarterly Hare
Coral Fucker
6 hare credits in the last 3 months.