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THE TALLY SHEET

Beer, mud, and miles. Here is the cold hard truth about our trails. If you aren't in the top ten, you aren't drinking enough or you're actually running too fast.

Total Runs Completed
2,722
Latest completed run number
Avg Attendance groups
19
"Latest completed run"
Total Kilometres Traversed
18,371KM
SINCE 1980
Hares in Public Stats
60
Qualified trail blazers
Most Recent Run COMPLETED
Run #2722: Fleeing the Reef Police
location_on The Coral Garden
21 Sep 2026
HARE: Coral Fucker, Third Gear, Black Bollocks, Altar Boy
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Upcoming Run
#2723
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Recent Run History

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Displaying 15 of 65 hashers Show All
Hash Name Total Runs Total Hares Hare Ratio Last Run Last Hare
Dead Wanker 106 20 5.30 14 Sep 2026
Dancing Queen 8 0 10 Aug 2026
Coral Fucker 104 28 3.71 21 Sep 2026 21 Sep 2026
Common Cock 201 24 8.38 7 Nov 2022
Coitus Interruptus 22 1 22.00 31 Aug 2026 3 Aug 2026
Clitoria 550 105 5.24 7 Oct 2019
Bootlegger 336 91 3.69 14 May 2018
Black Bollocks 1,597 279 5.72 21 Sep 2026 21 Sep 2026
Bidet 92 11 8.36 22 Dec 2025 6 Jan 2025
Bambi 1,321 154 8.58 21 Sep 2026 24 Aug 2026
Ass Finder 75 22 3.41 3 Jan 2022
Always Inside 9 3 3.00 31 Aug 2026 31 Aug 2026
Altar Boy 32 2 16.00 21 Sep 2026 21 Sep 2026
Ain't Ze Bush 922 188 4.90 23 Mar 2026
Aeugele 47 5 9.40 13 Nov 2023
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Top Ten Performers

LOWEST HARE RATIO FIRST
Hash Name Total Runs Total Hares Hare Ratio
Coral Fucker 104 28 3.71
One Hole 290 73 3.97
Pink Pussy 160 33 4.85
Hammer 73 15 4.87
Dead Wanker 106 20 5.30
Soft Cock 866 154 5.62
Black Bollocks 1,597 279 5.72
Featherlite 1,717 267 6.43
Spiderman 1,853 274 6.76
Miss Piggy 1,427 211 6.76
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Current Front Runner
Spiderman

1,853 total runs to date.

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Top Quarterly Hare
Coral Fucker

6 hare credits in the last 3 months.